Holiday Recipe: Brainy Egg Nog

July 16, 2009

Holiday Recipe: Brainy Egg Nog

12 eggs, separated 6 cups milk 2 cups heavy/ thickened cream 2 cups bourbon 1+ ½ cups sugar ¾ cup brandy 2 teaspoons ground nutmeg 3 whole brains, pureed serves 6-8 zombies prep time: 20-25 minutes, not counting brain procurement. health advisory: zombies cannot metabolize eggs, milk, heavy/ thickened cream, bourbon, sugar, brandy or nutmeg.

Someone’s bleeding on the ornaments

July 16, 2009

Someone’s bleeding on the ornaments

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE ZOMBIES takes over two dozen of our most beloved Christmas carols and shreds them limb from limb, rewriting them from a zombie’s point-of-view. Tiny tots’ eyes are no longer aglow-they’re in a bowl. And Mommy’s not kissing Santa under the mistletoe-she’s chewing his face. Nobody-not Rudolph, Old Saint [...]

Tasty Previews

July 16, 2009

Tasty Previews

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