Michael Spradlin has trouble putting pen to paper when all his decomposing brain can think is...brains...reindeer brains...
Being undead, Jeff Weigel would love to eat Santa.
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From the intro by NYT Best Selling Author Christopher Moore
"It is universally acknowledged there are very few literary pursuits which cannot be improved by the addition of zombies. They are to the written word as cheesy goldfish crackers are to life in general, because those little cheesy goldfish crackers also improve nearly everything."