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JAMES ROLLINS’ HOLIDAY CRANBERRY PECAN CAKE

September 14, 2009

This week we feature a special Holiday Recipe from New York Times Best-selling Author and noted zombie expert James Rollins. Be sure to visit his website at www.jamesrollins.com Bon appetite! INGREDIENTS 2 pounds Fresh Brains pureed 5 cups frozen cranberries 2 cups pecans 1-1/2 cup white sugar 2 eggs 1 cup white sugar 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup butter, melted 2 tablespoons milk DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to [...]

Someone’s bleeding on the ornaments

July 16, 2009

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE ZOMBIES takes over two dozen of our most beloved Christmas carols and shreds them limb from limb, rewriting them from a zombie’s point-of-view. Tiny tots’ eyes are no longer aglow-they’re in a bowl. And Mommy’s not kissing Santa under the mistletoe-she’s chewing his face. Nobody-not Rudolph, Old Saint [...]

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"It is universally acknowledged there are very few literary pursuits which cannot be improved by the addition of zombies. They are to the written word as cheesy goldfish crackers are to life in general, because those little cheesy goldfish crackers also improve nearly everything."

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